July 4th is a garbage holiday, I hate it

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Postby big zorb » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:03 pm

July 4? More like July BORE
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Postby brent » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:14 pm

clouds wrote:easter is the worst commonly celebrated holiday in america by a mile

christmas is pretty bad too
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Postby brent » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:20 pm

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ashtrayheart wrote:really dislike fireworks. i don’t understand how they are popular. they are the same thing over and over and then a bunch all at once for the finale??? so stupid. they’re so disruptive, too. like, everyone has to see your little fireworks thing? how is that legal anywhere???


fireworks become more relatable and profound the drunker you get

it's just like boarding
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:29 pm

big zorb wrote:July 4? More like July BORE


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Postby DARTH BROOKS » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:41 pm

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:19 pm

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Postby Cone » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:25 pm

I swear I thought M-80s were supposed to be like the biggest commercially available firework but whatever they’ve been firing off in our neighborhood the past few weeks and especially last night sounds like straight up heavy artillery.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:26 pm

A thunderstorm is brewing right now and I hope it goes on all night
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Postby light rail coyote » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:28 pm

m-80s are just like big firecrackers. they're relatively small on the firework scale
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:30 pm

3:35, 5 or 6 or 7 drinks deep and haven’t eaten yet

Smoked a cig tho!
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Postby dcm » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:31 pm

clouds wrote:easter is the worst commonly celebrated holiday in america by a mile


Most years I don't even know when it's easter
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:36 pm

well if its any consolation my 4th has been a total nightmare
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Postby a falsetto child » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:37 pm

Thank you, TDT
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Postby a falsetto child » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:46 pm

We got patio furniture delivered for a porch that hasn’t been built yet, so I’ve spent the last 2 days sitting on it in my garage with my dogs. Thinking about dragging a TV out here to watch whatever baseball game replay is being broadcast right now.
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Postby kid8 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:53 pm

Been having crazy stomach pains since yesterday evening. It's almost 2pm here and I haven't eaten or opened my curtains or anything. Kind of just want to go to sleep. :(
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Postby tea preacher » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:55 pm

Have taken two naps so far. Could be worse.
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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:57 pm

i have crazy allergies today, and i didn't sleep that well. it's so hot, man. i've just dranken six beers though
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:11 pm

about to crack open some ice cold beers

approaching mid 90s here, just too damn hot
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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:12 pm

it's about 88 here but the humidity pushes it over the edge. my eyes are agitated
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:13 pm

The thunderstorm has cooled things off a bit, which is nice
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Postby fresco painter » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:54 pm

im just sort of rambling down some WA roads right now might get to the ocean eventually
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Postby Muad'dib bin Stiltzkin » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:We got patio furniture delivered for a porch that hasn’t been built yet, so I’ve spent the last 2 days sitting on it in my garage with my dogs. Thinking about dragging a TV out here to watch whatever baseball game replay is being broadcast right now.

A tv damn dude how many TV's you got
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Postby Muad'dib bin Stiltzkin » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

Nah just playing. I know that recent innovations have made them more affordable than ever
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Postby Bob511 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

All the municipalities moving their fireworks shows to "an undisclosed location" are amusing me.

Secret fireworks.
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Postby Muad'dib bin Stiltzkin » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

God bless america
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Postby Muad'dib bin Stiltzkin » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:58 pm

I have been hearing people set them off while the sun is out and it's like what do you expect to happen
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Postby lalo cura » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:02 pm

someone's dog got loose downtown , running thru 45mph roads , i ran after the poor , spooked animal for blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks , and all of a sudden there is the car and there is the dog in the air and all of a sudden my heart broke , horrible brake screeches , a scream , it was limping and bent but somehow still sprinting , i followed it past the train tracks to the river with some bacon a biker gave me and i lost track of it : ( i sat down near the water and cried
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Postby lalo cura » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:03 pm

sufjan steven s voice : "we're all gonna die"
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Postby fresco painter » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:05 pm

this part of WA is mostly composed of the colors grey and green.
I think about the pipe i might smoke if i do get to the ocean
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