July 4th is a garbage holiday, I hate it

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:11 pm

about to crack open some ice cold beers

approaching mid 90s here, just too damn hot
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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:12 pm

it's about 88 here but the humidity pushes it over the edge. my eyes are agitated
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 4:13 pm

The thunderstorm has cooled things off a bit, which is nice
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:54 pm

im just sort of rambling down some WA roads right now might get to the ocean eventually
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:We got patio furniture delivered for a porch that hasn’t been built yet, so I’ve spent the last 2 days sitting on it in my garage with my dogs. Thinking about dragging a TV out here to watch whatever baseball game replay is being broadcast right now.

A tv damn dude how many TV's you got
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

Nah just playing. I know that recent innovations have made them more affordable than ever
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Postby Bob511 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

All the municipalities moving their fireworks shows to "an undisclosed location" are amusing me.

Secret fireworks.
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:57 pm

God bless america
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:58 pm

I have been hearing people set them off while the sun is out and it's like what do you expect to happen
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Postby helix krull » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:02 pm

someone's dog got loose downtown , running thru 45mph roads , i ran after the poor , spooked animal for blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks , and all of a sudden there is the car and there is the dog in the air and all of a sudden my heart broke , horrible brake screeches , a scream , it was limping and bent but somehow still sprinting , i followed it past the train tracks to the river with some bacon a biker gave me and i lost track of it : ( i sat down near the water and cried
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Postby helix krull » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:03 pm

sufjan steven s voice : "we're all gonna die"
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:05 pm

this part of WA is mostly composed of the colors grey and green.
I think about the pipe i might smoke if i do get to the ocean
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:06 pm

Bob511 wrote:All the municipalities moving their fireworks shows to "an undisclosed location" are amusing me.

Secret fireworks.

Here they're doing it at six separate locations throughout the city with the idea you can go outside your house and see them wherever you live!

All the locations were announced in advance.
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:11 pm

Just ordered Papa John’s. No telling where this evening is headed.
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:11 pm

Sorry helix that's awful
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:12 pm

I bought some roadside boiled peanuts

I'm gonna eat the whole thing and maybe do some Roman candles
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:12 pm

I also ate a veggie hot dog

It sucked
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:15 pm

Suckin on veggie dogs
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:23 pm

Lightlife? I’ve microwaved a few of those partially submerged in water in my day.
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Postby Real Real Real » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:22 pm

deeply troubling video but i have always loved this probably because i saw it at 8 or something


that said i barely associate july 4th with "America". I mean, it is a day off and most people eat dumb food and drink and hang out outside. any excuse for more than normal to turn up is good imo.
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:23 pm

Have you guys ever considered retaking your country.
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Postby Happy and Healthy! » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:24 pm

nice pass wrote:Lightlife? I’ve microwaved a few of those partially submerged in water in my day.


Possibly? I dunno I've had them all
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Postby Real Real Real » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:25 pm

was there a sick flute player who led us into war and revolution bc that would be sick
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Postby dusky » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:37 pm

johnny fluteman
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Postby saranclaps » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:03 pm

ill sinner wrote:best way to celebrate this great day is to put “no no no, not god bless america, god DAMN america” on loop and kick back and ruminate on american atrocities

pretty chill

read the speech for the first time today. it's pretty mild imo
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Postby LaAbeja » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:13 pm

imo the world is a vampire
Fear is an illusion!
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:25 pm

I biked down to the US Capitol, drank a miller lite on the lawn and took this photo. Absurd amount of fireworks

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Postby mancubz » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:30 pm

Lots of illegal fireworks and I spilled a big cup of mezcal
Ate some vegan pudding then my bf fell asleep on my lap (he’s still there)
Idk duck America but this is an okay day
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Postby big zorb » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:32 pm

Not for the mezcal!
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Postby kid8 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:11 pm

I finally got up for a walk and decided to buy beer, fuck it. Its 8:15 and there's still hella sun afterglow in the sky.
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