July 4th is a garbage holiday, I hate it

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:06 pm

Bob511 wrote:All the municipalities moving their fireworks shows to "an undisclosed location" are amusing me.

Secret fireworks.

Here they're doing it at six separate locations throughout the city with the idea you can go outside your house and see them wherever you live!

All the locations were announced in advance.
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:11 pm

Just ordered Papa John’s. No telling where this evening is headed.
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:11 pm

Sorry helix that's awful
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby Amazeballs » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:12 pm

I bought some roadside boiled peanuts

I'm gonna eat the whole thing and maybe do some Roman candles
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Postby Amazeballs » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:12 pm

I also ate a veggie hot dog

It sucked
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:15 pm

Suckin on veggie dogs
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:23 pm

Lightlife? I’ve microwaved a few of those partially submerged in water in my day.
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Postby Real Real Real » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:22 pm

deeply troubling video but i have always loved this probably because i saw it at 8 or something


that said i barely associate july 4th with "America". I mean, it is a day off and most people eat dumb food and drink and hang out outside. any excuse for more than normal to turn up is good imo.
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:23 pm

Have you guys ever considered retaking your country.
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Postby Amazeballs » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:24 pm

nice pass wrote:Lightlife? I’ve microwaved a few of those partially submerged in water in my day.


Possibly? I dunno I've had them all
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Postby Real Real Real » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:25 pm

was there a sick flute player who led us into war and revolution bc that would be sick
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Postby dusky » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:37 pm

johnny fluteman
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Postby saranclaps » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:03 pm

ill sinner wrote:best way to celebrate this great day is to put “no no no, not god bless america, god DAMN america” on loop and kick back and ruminate on american atrocities

pretty chill

read the speech for the first time today. it's pretty mild imo
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Postby La Abeja » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:13 pm

imo the world is a vampire
Fear is an illusion!
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Postby warmjets » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:25 pm

I biked down to the US Capitol, drank a miller lite on the lawn and took this photo. Absurd amount of fireworks

Image
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Postby mancubz » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:30 pm

Lots of illegal fireworks and I spilled a big cup of mezcal
Ate some vegan pudding then my bf fell asleep on my lap (he’s still there)
Idk duck America but this is an okay day
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Postby big zorb » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:32 pm

Not for the mezcal!
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Postby kid8 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:11 pm

I finally got up for a walk and decided to buy beer, fuck it. Its 8:15 and there's still hella sun afterglow in the sky.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:47 am

Is Eyeball Kid okay
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Postby loaf angel » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:10 am

surrounded by varying degrees of MAGA shit today. at one point someone turned to me and asked if was a liberal - i smirked and shrugged. the small crowd laughed and tried to pry, all i said was "spending the last few hours with you people would radicalize anyone" and they thought that was hysterical.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:15 am

lordofdiapers wrote:Is Eyeball Kid okay

Yeah I'm all right
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