July 4th is a garbage holiday, I hate it

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Sissy Spacerock » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:58 pm

"cherokee people" by paul revere and the raiders used to make my hair stand on end when i was a child because it felt like a lost scream
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Postby clouds » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:58 pm

easter is the worst commonly celebrated holiday in america by a mile
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Postby hologram » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:58 pm

Sissy Spacerock wrote:when it is time for the sky to explode i will tell you


The Kessler Effect can’t come soon enough
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:59 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:it's warm

you go sit outside until after dark

what's not to like


this is like 40% of the earth and rising whenever the sun "Bidens" (this is what it's called when the sun goes ddown)
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:00 pm

clouds wrote:easter is the worst commonly celebrated holiday in america by a mile


the candy is pretty good though
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:00 pm

july 4 doesn't have good candy so that is a knock against it
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Postby bongo » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:00 pm

dusky wrote:hate America hate fireworks hate fucks
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:01 pm

some sort of Pagan revivalism that isn't explicitly WN would make a lot of sense in the coming years

druid vibes

that one "goblincore" reddit someone posted where people just stick together all of their old sour patch kids and collect fabric swatches or w/e is probably going to be a New Religion Movement soon

dungeon synth

it's all happening
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:03 pm

palmer eldritch wrote:july 4 doesn't have good candy so that is a knock against it


[breaks $45 WarHeads Flavored Hazy IPA over own head, takes drag off candy Kool Menthol]:

I BLOW SUCROSE COVID
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:05 pm

let's celebrate the anxiety-ridden squandering of the world's greatest material fortune through senescent mismanagerial negligence with Da Bigg BoomBooms Look at my Wife's incredible breas't
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Postby ill sinner » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:01 pm

best way to celebrate this great day is to put “no no no, not god bless america, god DAMN america” on loop and kick back and ruminate on american atrocities

pretty chill

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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:02 pm

4th of july sucks but at least this year there will be lots of good fuck america protests to go to
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Postby big zorb » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:03 pm

July 4? More like July BORE
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Postby brent » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:14 pm

clouds wrote:easter is the worst commonly celebrated holiday in america by a mile

christmas is pretty bad too
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Postby brent » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:20 pm

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ashtrayheart wrote:really dislike fireworks. i don’t understand how they are popular. they are the same thing over and over and then a bunch all at once for the finale??? so stupid. they’re so disruptive, too. like, everyone has to see your little fireworks thing? how is that legal anywhere???


fireworks become more relatable and profound the drunker you get

it's just like boarding
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:29 pm

big zorb wrote:July 4? More like July BORE


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Postby DARTH BROOKS » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:41 pm

grilled burger
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:19 pm

:x
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Postby Cone » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:25 pm

I swear I thought M-80s were supposed to be like the biggest commercially available firework but whatever they’ve been firing off in our neighborhood the past few weeks and especially last night sounds like straight up heavy artillery.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:26 pm

A thunderstorm is brewing right now and I hope it goes on all night
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Postby light rail coyote » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:28 pm

m-80s are just like big firecrackers. they're relatively small on the firework scale
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:30 pm

3:35, 5 or 6 or 7 drinks deep and haven’t eaten yet

Smoked a cig tho!
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Postby dcm » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:31 pm

clouds wrote:easter is the worst commonly celebrated holiday in america by a mile


Most years I don't even know when it's easter
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:36 pm

well if its any consolation my 4th has been a total nightmare
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:37 pm

Thank you, TDT
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Postby shin blood » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:45 pm

July Boreth
i was just going to suggest that maybe everybody should cool out maybe
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:46 pm

We got patio furniture delivered for a porch that hasn’t been built yet, so I’ve spent the last 2 days sitting on it in my garage with my dogs. Thinking about dragging a TV out here to watch whatever baseball game replay is being broadcast right now.
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Postby kid8 » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:53 pm

Been having crazy stomach pains since yesterday evening. It's almost 2pm here and I haven't eaten or opened my curtains or anything. Kind of just want to go to sleep. :(
There is a place that we both know. It lives in our hearts, we built it together.
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Postby tea preacher » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:55 pm

Have taken two naps so far. Could be worse.
you'll never hear me talk about one day getting out
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Postby Grumby » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:57 pm

i have crazy allergies today, and i didn't sleep that well. it's so hot, man. i've just dranken six beers though
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