July 4th is a garbage holiday, I hate it

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:21 pm

Really the stupidest of the major holidays
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Postby garbiel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:22 pm

love burger
love fireworks
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Postby vivian darko » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:25 pm

a great day to demand your city defund police
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:25 pm

I know in NYC and whatnot they've been dealing with fireworks for a bit now but here in provincial Jacksonville, Florida, it hasn't been a thing until tonight, as there are stupid assholes setting off fireworks in my neighborhood
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Postby rap and country » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:26 pm

vivian darko wrote:a great day to demand your city defund police


yeah this is american
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Postby mancubz » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:26 pm

yeah i hate america (. v happy to have different citzenships available rn) but i love bbq and fireworsk idk it's like the only good thing about america
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Postby dusky » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:31 pm

hate America hate fireworks hate fucks
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:34 pm

Yes I also hate this country
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:42 pm

Jacksonville's loose "reopening" can't even been factored into people being bored. Yeah, bars were closed again but there's still plenty of ways to get drunk in public so miss me with all that.
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Postby Hieronymus Kush » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:47 pm

July 4th was only cool when we had Will Smith blockbusters to wash down the burgs
in filth it will be found
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Postby guaranteed mediocrity » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:51 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Really the stupidest of the major holidays

st. patrick's day way worse imo
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:04 am

i like 4th of july. the colors remind me of bomb pops
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Postby mancubz » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:04 am

i mean we'll all be singing patriotic jams like "god save america" and "party in the usa" but other than that i want to forget abou country
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:05 am

blue raspberry, lemon, cherry. what's not to love
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Postby mancubz » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:08 am

all three, esp when freezerburnt and sold by a pervert in a van
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Postby ill sinner » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:10 am

going to be awkward to see if people pull out their american flag rompers this year
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Postby mancubz » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:11 am

rompers usually suck to have to pee in biu t if you can pee IN / ON the flag?? helllllll yeah
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:11 am

hate america but the 4th is basically ideal as a holiday format. just chilling and having a good time. it's what holidays should be to be. relaxing/fun.
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:28 am

Definitely the worst holiday as a kid. The fireworks were always cool but you had to sit through a boring barbecue with all of your mom's drunk friends before you got to go and see them.
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Postby garbiel » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:13 am

I can really appreciate the various adult holidays more
new years, thanksgiving, 4th always sucked as a kid but now
now I can just fuck around and drink all day it kicks ass
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Postby Merciel » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:17 am

I like big awesome fireworks shows, especially when they're sponsored as a civic display for the public to share in a big, pleasant public space (that bit always feels very democratic to me), but I could do without yahoos setting off their own amateur fireworks and scaring people's pets and blowing themselves up every year.

I've never been super into summer bbq as a social event (too hot, too much sun, don't like to eat that much meat and I have never cared for the traditional sides except for baked beans) and I'm way too old to have fun day drinking anymore.

So yeah it's a pretty mediocre holiday that appeals to a bunch of the worst people.

It still can't be anywhere near the worst of the major holidays though. St. Patty's is worse for annoyingness. Columbus Day is worse for cheering colonialism. New Year's is worse for reminding you of the failures of your past, the futility of attempting change, the inevitable toll of age, and the swiftness with which your remaining years are eroding. Plus it's always cold and bleak as fuck, which I guess is appropriate, but still makes it an extra shitty holiday.

So those ones are all worse.
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Postby garbiel » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:22 am

seems to me that really the 4th falls into two camps, from this thead.

Pro 4th of July: alcoholics
Anti 4th of July: other
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Postby port » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:35 am

I was going to make potato salad and corn and cut some watermelon. Need like one more vegetarian thing. I usually love fireworks but I’d give anything for a quiet night.
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Postby garbiel » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:38 am

"bbq" tofu is delicious and very easy to make
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Postby port » Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:46 am

Oh that’s a great idea, duh.
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Postby ill sinner » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:22 am

just another day for alcoholics. alcoholism isn’t just drinking all day sometimes GABRIEL

lame ass holiday to celebrate turn the flag upside down if you do
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:40 am

Yeah I don’t need some holiday to justify all the empty beer cans on my desk.
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Postby unome » Wed Jul 01, 2020 3:23 am

Merciel wrote:I like big awesome fireworks shows, especially when they're sponsored as a civic display for the public to share in a big, pleasant public space (that bit always feels very democratic to me), but I could do without yahoos setting off their own amateur fireworks and scaring people's pets and blowing themselves up every year.

I've never been super into summer bbq as a social event (too hot, too much sun, don't like to eat that much meat and I have never cared for the traditional sides except for baked beans) and I'm way too old to have fun day drinking anymore.

So yeah it's a pretty mediocre holiday that appeals to a bunch of the worst people.

It still can't be anywhere near the worst of the major holidays though. St. Patty's is worse for annoyingness. Columbus Day is worse for cheering colonialism. New Year's is worse for reminding you of the failures of your past, the futility of attempting change, the inevitable toll of age, and the swiftness with which your remaining years are eroding. Plus it's always cold and bleak as fuck, which I guess is appropriate, but still makes it an extra shitty holiday.

So those ones are all worse.


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Postby Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:03 am

I still enjoy this big dumb holiday. I have a lot of good memories as a kid watching fireworks, playing table tennis with my uncles, and having burgers. I went back two years ago with my son to so he could meet the other side of his family. One of the best days we had there was on the fourth. The last three years have been a complete nightmare but I will not let these years tarnish the pride I have for being American.
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jul 01, 2020 4:51 am

this is the only holiday jacksonville (well the beach) does well in non pandemic years

i bet the beach is still a shitshow this year especially since it’s a weekend holiday
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